Wednesday, March 03, 2010

hmmm, it's been a while

Regarding not having anything to defend yourself with:

After I beat their fists to a pulp with my face and stomach, I pounded their feet with my testicles and kidneys until they left with only my watch, wallet and keys. But I didn't tell them where my car was parked and I didn't have any cash in my wallet so I taught them a lesson.